I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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