So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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