Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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