She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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