she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
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haha, welcome to the friend zone.
Sounds like marriage.
Does she need some cool running water for that burn?
Mighty kind of him.
That was seconds after he realized he just nailed a fatty but was still too drunk to drive home
We'll see those two on Eskimo divorce court on tv next week
Stolen from several joke pages over the last handful of years.FAIL
see! chivalry is not dead :)
What's wrong with that? At least he didn't curse out..
She asked? Or do you mean, I asked?