U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I need a beard to bite.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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