living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
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Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
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i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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