please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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