I think i peed on brittanys purse
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Even my vagina gasped.
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You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
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Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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