btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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