My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
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The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
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he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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