I've blown a few things in my day
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
