I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
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my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
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I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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