So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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