D3 body, D1 cock
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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