You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
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But really we know that you were using it to try to watch yourself fart. It's funny the one time.
You should never believe the reasons I give for waking up next to anything
Must live in SouthSide. Legitimate reasoning.