Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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