I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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