if you like me you must not know who I am
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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