You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
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5:15 and 4:54...Methyl alcohol..."POISON! DANGER! VAPOR HARMFUL. MAY BE FATAL OR CAUSE BLINDNESS IF SWALLOWED. HARMFUL IF INHALED OR ABSORBED THROUGH SKIN. CANNOT BE MADE NONPOISONOUS. FLAMMABLE LIQUID AND VAPOR. CAUSES IRRITATION TO SKIN, EYES AND RESPIRATORY TRACT. AFFECTS CENTRAL NERVOUS SYSTEM AND LIVER. " You're fucking retarded.
Wow... Ok, guys, if your blood is anywhere near 0.5% ETHANOL (the stuff you drink), you'd be dead. And it would take a whole lot less methanol than that to do you in. Methanol itself is relatively nontoxic, but whereas the liver metabolizes ethanol to harmless acetaldehyde, methanol is metabolized to formaldehyde, and then into formic acid, which knocks out cytochrome c in the mitochondrial electron transport chain, effectively preventing your body from producing energy from food.
In conclusion, 4:54 and 5:15, if you are as ignorant as you clearly are, please do a little research before spouting off.
This is hilarious. Stop being so serious everyone it's a joooooke
That's a different web site.
4:54, you're clearly an idiot.
Seriously, who hasn't been here?
They just defined alcoholism....this isn't funny, it's kinda sad...
admitting it is the first step.
It's called liver failure, glad they're enjoying it cuz u won't get a replacment alkie!!
And thats called alcoholism.
Hi, you might be an alcoholic. Sorry. I hope you get help soon. I'm worried. Seriously.
I don't know...I'm a high school kid and I wouldn't put that on the site.
It seems more like NO ONE is even moderating the texts. Like really? Are we supposed to laugh at this person's alcoholism? How could this even seem like a good text to go up here?
Haha. Story of the average college kid. I love it. Chill out people. Seriously.
Good job to TFLN, you're supposed to post funny texts, and you post something sad like this?
That is called alcoholism
I'm pretty sure it's meant to be a joke. Lighten up weirdos.
5:50 must be a doctor, because s/he is WRONG. If you believe that "warning" you are a sheep.
Blood is over 50% methyl alcohol. Look it up IN A REAL BOOK, loser.
I'm really hoping this is a joke...
You dorks. The OP is being truthful. Blood is 28% methyl alcohol. LOOK IT UP.
Yes, please do look it up before posting. You idiot.
That's the first sign of an addiction. Good job, instead of helping your friend, you decide to post it to TFLN.
Stop drinking before it becomes a serious issue
It's like petrol for the Soal of time, that whisps through time and tickles our monkey bone, I love you bottle, kiss me hard!
It's a joke, laxxxxxx
You could function just fine without alcohol in farmville. It's very low stress and we love to post texts about how livin's easy here.
-farmer from farmville
Damn dude... their was a time when I could relate to this.
There's this thing called aa. You should give it a try. Go to the retreat. Look it up.
this bores me. who would put in the effort to put that up there, it's not even funny.
It's called being an alcoholic. You dumbass clean your life up.
5:15 is unclear on basic human biology.
4:04 here again...I think this site is moderated by a group of high school kids, there is no way they (the moderators) have a maturity level beyond that of a junior in college.
If you thought that was funny, be sure to tune in to Lopez Tonight on TBS at 11/10c. It's really THAT funny!
U ppl are all retarded alcoholism is awesome and u all suck boo hoo bye bye liver let's get fucked up.
Very sad, you'll find out what it really does to you as you get older and your liver starts to fail.
bye bye liver is a great play. if anyone is ever in chicago i suggest going to see it...
i'd rather be a good liver than have one