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  • 71 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 6:00pm

    That's a different web site.

  • 75 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 4:33pm

    This is hilarious. Stop being so serious everyone it's a joooooke

  • 64 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:25pm

    It's a joke, laxxxxxx

  • 65 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 5:34pm

    Seriously, who hasn't been here?

  • 76 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 4:09pm

    I don't know...I'm a high school kid and I wouldn't put that on the site. It seems more like NO ONE is even moderating the texts. Like really? Are we supposed to laugh at this person's alcoholism? How could this even seem like a good text to go up here?

  • 74 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 5:17pm

    5:15 is unclear on basic human biology.

  • 69 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:59pm

    They just defined alcoholism....this isn't funny, it's kinda sad...

  • 71 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 4:45pm

    It's called liver failure, glad they're enjoying it cuz u won't get a replacment alkie!!

  • 61 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 5:15pm

    4:54, you're clearly an idiot.

  • 63 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 4:32pm

    BOOOOOOOOOOOZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 60 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 3:42pm

    admitting it is the first step.

  • 54 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 12:31am

    That is called alcoholism

  • 65 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 5:04pm

    Haha. Story of the average college kid. I love it. Chill out people. Seriously.

  • 64 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 4:06pm

    4:04 here again...I think this site is moderated by a group of high school kids, there is no way they (the moderators) have a maturity level beyond that of a junior in college.

  • 67 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 4:04pm

    Good job to TFLN, you're supposed to post funny texts, and you post something sad like this?

  • 59 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 10:45am

    5:50 must be a doctor, because s/he is WRONG. If you believe that "warning" you are a sheep. Blood is over 50% methyl alcohol. Look it up IN A REAL BOOK, loser.

    • 35 63
      Submitted by jltc on Aug 19, 10 at 12:35am

      I'm really hoping this is a joke...

  • 61 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:48pm

    Hi, you might be an alcoholic. Sorry. I hope you get help soon. I'm worried. Seriously.

  • 59 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:34pm

    You could function just fine without alcohol in farmville. It's very low stress and we love to post texts about how livin's easy here. -farmer from farmville

  • 57 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 6:47pm

    I'm pretty sure it's meant to be a joke. Lighten up weirdos.

  • 64 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 5:38pm

    this bores me. who would put in the effort to put that up there, it's not even funny.

  • 58 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 4:07pm

    It's like petrol for the Soal of time, that whisps through time and tickles our monkey bone, I love you bottle, kiss me hard!

  • 54 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 2:30pm

    Stop drinking before it becomes a serious issue

  • 56 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:22pm

    U ppl are all retarded alcoholism is awesome and u all suck boo hoo bye bye liver let's get fucked up.

  • 56 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 3:56pm

    And thats called alcoholism.

  • 52 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 4:54pm

    You dorks. The OP is being truthful. Blood is 28% methyl alcohol. LOOK IT UP.

    • 38 48
      Submitted by jltc on Aug 19, 10 at 12:34am

      Yes, please do look it up before posting. You idiot.

  • 46 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 3:59pm

    That's the first sign of an addiction. Good job, instead of helping your friend, you decide to post it to TFLN.

  • 44 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 4:03pm

    There's this thing called aa. You should give it a try. Go to the retreat. Look it up.

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 5:14pm

    HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 44 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:50pm

    It's called being an alcoholic. You dumbass clean your life up.

  • 53 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 4:45pm

    Damn dude... their was a time when I could relate to this.

  • 46 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:29pm

    If you thought that was funny, be sure to tune in to Lopez Tonight on TBS at 11/10c. It's really THAT funny!

  • 44 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:27pm

    bye bye liver is a great play. if anyone is ever in chicago i suggest going to see it...

  • 48 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 5:50pm

    5:15 and 4:54...Methyl alcohol..."POISON! DANGER! VAPOR HARMFUL. MAY BE FATAL OR CAUSE BLINDNESS IF SWALLOWED. HARMFUL IF INHALED OR ABSORBED THROUGH SKIN. CANNOT BE MADE NONPOISONOUS. FLAMMABLE LIQUID AND VAPOR. CAUSES IRRITATION TO SKIN, EYES AND RESPIRATORY TRACT. AFFECTS CENTRAL NERVOUS SYSTEM AND LIVER. " You're fucking retarded.

    • 46 49
      Submitted by jltc on Aug 18, 10 at 11:40pm

      Wow... Ok, guys, if your blood is anywhere near 0.5% ETHANOL (the stuff you drink), you'd be dead. And it would take a whole lot less methanol than that to do you in. Methanol itself is relatively nontoxic, but whereas the liver metabolizes ethanol to harmless acetaldehyde, methanol is metabolized to formaldehyde, and then into formic acid, which knocks out cytochrome c in the mitochondrial electron transport chain, effectively preventing your body from producing energy from food.

      • 35 50
        Submitted by jltc on Aug 18, 10 at 11:45pm

        In conclusion, 4:54 and 5:15, if you are as ignorant as you clearly are, please do a little research before spouting off.

  • 46 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 5:59am

    Very sad, you'll find out what it really does to you as you get older and your liver starts to fail.

  • 37 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 5:05pm

    i'd rather be a good liver than have one