Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
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The New York Knicks?
an unopened, and (amazingly enough) unbroken sleeve of saltine crackers?
Waldo.... I bet it was Waldo!!!!
his and hers class rings?
Your dignity? Nah I'm just kidding whores don't have dignity...
My house arrest ankle bracelet?
The football team???
The sperm from about 12 different guys?
A dog chew toy?
It wasn't dignity that's for sure
A fist? Foot? A Pecker? Or an STD??
A bloody midget? 4 watches, a set of keys, and 2 class rings? A block of crusty dried semen? Your brother's tounge? Half a hotdog? The sixth dimension of the universe? Filth? The remote contol? Herpes? I give up.
Yeast Infection? Herpes?
was it Steve?
I wondered where I left my car keys
A bird? A plane? That midget from last Thursday?
Let's not. Eww.
Well.... We know it wasn't self respect...
A midget? That "lost" vibrator? 17 used condoms? An empty can of lube? The missing tip off your bf 's pussy whip?\n\nCome on and tell us
Your car keys?
Set of car keys for a '73 Volkswagen?
Not your dignity