Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
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You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
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Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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