Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
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nothing says cute like a bag o' coke...smh
How big exactly is a cute?
And you'll probably die a crazy cat lady
did the bag of coke have bunny ears?
It's sad when you're such a loser u have to be coked out to get the initiative to do something that will prevent you from sleeping in cat vomit. Imagine how that night would've gone if you hadn't found that coke...
Is it nice up on that horse?
I remember my coke and cat vomit days......wait what?
It's never a good sign when the words "coke", "bleach", & "cat vomit" are used at the same time... O_o
If your cat finds out you stole his coke, you're gonna have more than puke on your sheets.
Effin' hilarious... You just made my night!