problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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