After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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