Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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