If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
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This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
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i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Success! We fucked roommates!
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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