she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
You must be Logged in to post a comment
Betcha want a girl to go down on you after you've been in her...what's the difference? Just saying....
this is extremely funny, though if a guy does not let me kiss him after i blow him then he will definately NOT be getting anything from me ever again....i swallowed, all they have to do is pucker up. DEAL WITH IT
boys that don't kiss me after i give head, don't get head anymore...
heat of passion kissing, is a must- head is a privilege.
i love when my gf sucks me off and then kisses me. the taste of me on her is sexy.
2:25 ................ WTF~!?~?~?~? WHERE DO YOU LIVE !!!
I also thought it was something unsanitary like a rim job. Head is something I usually give as foreplay, though, so unless he came, I don't see why he wouldn't kiss her. P.S. If someone puppy slapped my nose after they got head, they'd get a swift sack tap. Just sayin'.
OR it means someone's not completely uptight and homophobic.
so what the hell is puppy slap then?
i'm with all the girls here who say theres nothing wrong with a dude kissing you after you gave them head and i am not down with guys who don't think that's okay. i'll take "drink some more jack and coke before i kiss you again" as acceptable but a flat out no is not ok. i would have no problem going down on a guy after he was in me or kissing a guy who went down on me, grow the fuck up and stop being homophobic.
Grow up and grow some balls! U big pussies. Yes, I'm talking to you guys who suck at sex. If you are afraid of your own dick juice, then go beat off on your own. Girls, dont suck a dick unless you are with a real man who isn't afraid of the dark and has to put rules on every move in the bedroom. Boring...
I think the puppy slap is fucking hilarious...wrong...but hilarious
A schnouzer is a kind of dog.
that's pretty rude of you to do that to her
I feel like if I'm willing to take him into my mouth then he sure as hell better be willing to kiss me after if I want to be kissed. And that's also coming from a college freshmen.
it does sound like a rim job!
How many of you let your dog lick your face?....you DO know what he does when you're at work, don't you? Seriously...there ARE worse things than kissing your chick after "that".
sounded more like he was talking about a rimjob than a bj.. either way, if you're clean, you shouldn't be worried about it, should you?
seriously people, you couldn't just figure that out based on the context? Education these days....
hahahaha puppy slap! priceless. i don't know if i would laugh or cry if a guy did that to me!
That's not gross at all. And it's actually pretty fucking common.
I've never even heard of a girl having this kind of policy. I think the ladies are right on this one, and their reward shall be the clit/gspot combo.
it isnt like the chick blew his best friend and tried to kiss him, it is a part of him.. guy is definitely a closet homo
way to be a dick about it dude
why would you openly say that on a website?
Thats fucked up.
For those of you who aren't that bright, 'puppy slap her nose' is just continuing the dog-based metaphor set up by 'schnouzer[sic]'. He did not actually use his hanf to apply sufficiently light force to her nose to in an attempt to imply his displeasure at her behaviour and ensure that she will recall the lesson whenever a similar situation arises. Just sayin'.
hahahahahah fuck everyone i think this is hilarious
gave you a what?! i need to google that one.
Wow...some people are so closed minded. If I'd been the girl, he would've been in a lot of pain for trying to "puppy slap" my nose.
it's head guys.... hahahha
some guys care, some guys dont, either way it doesnt affend me, and personally i dont even want that in my mouth really and dont get why girls are hell bent on getting them to kiss them right after, just wash your mouth out...and i would laugh if this happened to me
Snowballing is more homo than post-head kissing. Get off your fucking high horses.
Freshmen in college are pros about the intricacies of homosexuality? Cum is not toxic. If it were, I wouldn't cover my lady's face with it. Who cares?
I graduated college a while ago and I think the freshman has a lot to learn. Sweetie you should be giving head for at least a year before making up "rules."
Hell, you're such a dick. I make my man lick his cum off my tits and share it with me. It's YOUR FUCKING PENIS. I bet you went to catholic school.
2:25 that is wow... disgustinggg... i have no problems kissing a girl after blowin a load in her mouth... granted its all gone.. a lil mouth wash is also a plus... however not required
any guy who will kiss a girl after he's cummed in her mouth is a fucking HOMO!!!!!!! and this is coming from a freshman in college, who didnt even know how to give head until this summer
boys: rule #1 DO NOT TRY TO KISS ME, YOU JUST CAME IN MY MOUTH