HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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