That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
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Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
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oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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