oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
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Oh yes there is. Are. Several.
For a female, when Operation Red River is in effect, that might be a bad day to go commando.
Operation Red River is also called Shark Week at my house
Uh oh sounds like someone has a case of swamp ass!!
apparently they haven't experienced florida heat and humidity mixed together. not even gold bond can tame it