Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
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He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I currently don't understand fingers.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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