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  • Or you could just ask the dude. "Hey, mind if i borrow a pair of pants?" Seems to me that if someone wakes up in your bed and can't find their clothes, it's the honorable thing to do to lend them some clothing so they can make it home in public.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Feb 10, 13 at 3:34pm
  • Panties aren't lost, they are taken as trophies.

    Submitted by crockpot on Feb 11, 13 at 12:09am
  • Women always leave something behind. Anything. Accidentally leaving panties in his room would be found in ten seconds it he has a regular around. Lipstick. Whoops. Like leaving her scent for any chick in a 30 mile radius. Admit it. You have done it before....

    Submitted by funkhmmmm1 on Feb 11, 13 at 3:38am
  • I must be the most fastidious drunk on this site, never have I not been able to find and article of clothing after hooking up with a chick. How do you lose pants?

    Submitted by crockpot on Feb 10, 13 at 4:26pm
    • i've lost panties, a bra... but never pants or shirts. and come to think of it, the panties and bra were probably just stolen for the sake of creepiness.

      Submitted by Melarlodi on Feb 10, 13 at 8:40pm
      • Panties a'rent lost, they are taken as trophies.

        Submitted by crockpot on Feb 11, 13 at 12:10am
  • ...and it always seems like the chick takes the most expensive gym shorts/ pants to walk home in.

    Submitted by tspencer227 on Feb 11, 13 at 2:49pm
  • Walk home in his clothes.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 10, 13 at 9:12pm