The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
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Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
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well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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