Three words: puerto rican gang bang
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Semen is not good for contacts.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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