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  • lol she is almost definitely cheating on you as well.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:37am
  • aw man, based on the Op and all the guys cheering him on, i just lost all hope that not every man is a cheater because he thinks he can get away with it and blame it on her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:36pm
  • What a legend, I love those moments of reflection.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:43am
  • No, the reason you cheat on her is because you are a douchebag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:06pm
  • Hey asshole way to be a dumb ass this is A**** i hope your happy being single

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:20pm
  • Awww, giving Philly boys a bad rep makes me sad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:58am
  • God made girls pretty so guys would want to be with them, and God made girls stupid so they would want to be with guys...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:11pm
  • hickeys are for prepubescent make out sessions

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:31pm
  • better hope A**** doesnt use TFLN

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:57am
  • I remember using that same excuse when I was wrestling

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:43am
  • um check yourself dude

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:04am
  • can i cheat with you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:51pm
  • I didn't know my friends used tfln. Is wrong that I enjoy being the other girl ?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:58pm
  • I agree 7:38. She just doesn't give a shit cause she's getting her freak on with some dumb guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 8:58am
  • i'm sorry 12:54 :( i hope it really was just a paintball bruise! ..but i wouldn't believe him

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:53pm
  • and women say men only get props for cheating......another myth debunked.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:12pm
  • if I found anything that looked like a hickey on my bf i wouldnt believe a word he said if he tried to cover it up. Only because, I have covered mine up by using lame excuses myself!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:12pm
  • guarantee you get busted by her or one of her friends or some dude that likes her or........good job on that one, soon you will be single

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:04pm
  • Well said 6:36 pm - like cheating isn't bad enough, he finds a way to blame her = classic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 7:49pm
  • 9:57 stfu limp dick loser

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:53pm
  • lmaoo this is hilarious nd im a girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:30am
  • hickeys are for middle school, however your a pretty hilarious middle schooler

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 9:25pm
  • that may have made my day.. very nice sir.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:11pm
  • 12:54PM a guy i know once told us he had a bruise from paintball when he was trying to cover up a hickey.. sorry.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:30pm
  • Why have a girlfriend if you want to cheat on them? never makes sense to me...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:37am
  • "break up with her if she's stupid and you're cheating on her?!?!!!!!?!?!!!!!" you're an ass for punctuating too much. ;p also, i think this text is fucking awesome. but wrong. but still kinda cool.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:17am
  • Man this is some bullshit. At least have the decency to dump her first.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:03am
  • aw, you're an asshole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:10pm
  • This is horrendous, but karma's a bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:10pm
  • chicks are retarded.. the ones like 4:36 are even more retarded than the retarded ones that believe lame stories. stupid bitches.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 9:57pm
  • well good for you 4:12...12:54 obviously isn't a cheater like you, so next time just don't respond thanks. 12:54...i'd check out the story again. calmly ask some simple questions like, where and when did you go? who did you go with? who was on your team? who hit you? these should be easier to answer if he's telling the truth. if he gets mad too easily or tries to turn it around by making fun of you, he's probably lying.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:36pm
  • break up with her if she's stupid and you're cheating on her?!?!!!!!?!?!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:43pm
  • this is so messed up. you're a jerk. she's going to find out. we always do.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 11:47pm
  • no, you cheat b/c you're a CHEATER

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:20pm
  • awh dude... my boyfriend got a bruise on his neck from paintballing is it sad that this makes me nervous?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:54pm
  • she doesn't care dude. she's banging your dad and your brother right now. she said they both fuck better than you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 1:25pm
  • Maybe she isn't stupid, maybe she just trusts you. If you're implying that she is stupid for trusting you then you aren't saying much about your character.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 3:57pm
  • wow what a fucking douche.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 2:58am
  • Ha ha. She knows. She just doesn't care becaues she's banging your best friend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 7:38am
  • hahahhaa....awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 1:01pm
  • The best friend you were texting...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 7:39am
  • Why go out with her if she's that stupid?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:34am
  • You get two thumbs up. good one =]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:41am
  • women are clueless about cheating as long as your dick doesnt smell like pussy and you're nice to their face

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:13pm
  • 11:55AM is an adolescent.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 1:11pm
  • dump her, retard.

    Submitted by NataSept on Jan 22, 11 at 10:55pm
  • hickies are lame... bite marks are fun though ;) and i'm a chick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:54am
  • Solution to this problem: Date girls that are good enough to not cheat on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 4:21am
  • She doesn't care because secretly she's a lesbian and has been gettin it on with ur sister.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 3:26pm
  • because for guys cheating doesnt have to be a deeply emotional connection. cheating is like jack-off help. it means nothing and we're less aggressive afterwards. suck it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:55am
  • I disagree 12:13... only some girls are clueless about guys cheating, because they are retarded. Most guys aren't smart enough to cover it up - case in point, putting a fairly unique text message on a public website, haha. And I am a guy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 1:09pm
  • I can't wait till she finds this, Good luck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 1:13pm