So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
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she is almost definitely cheating on you as well.
What a legend, I love those moments of reflection.
No, the reason you cheat on her is because you are a douchebag.
aw man, based on the Op and all the guys cheering him on, i just lost all hope that not every man is a cheater because he thinks he can get away with it and blame it on her.
Hey asshole way to be a dumb ass this is A**** i hope your happy being single
He's not single, just has one less girlfriend now
this is fake
um check yourself dude
I agree 7:38. She just doesn't give a shit cause she's getting her freak on with some dumb guy
God made girls pretty so guys would want to be with them, and God made girls stupid so they would want to be with guys...
hickeys are for prepubescent make out sessions
Awww, giving Philly boys a bad rep makes me sad.
guarantee you get busted by her or one of her friends or some dude that likes her or........good job on that one, soon you will be single
better hope A**** doesnt use TFLN
i'm sorry 12:54 :(
i hope it really was just a paintball bruise! ..but i wouldn't believe him
I didn't know my friends used tfln.
Is wrong that I enjoy being the other girl ?
a guy i know once told us he had a bruise from paintball when he was trying to cover up a hickey.. sorry.
I remember using that same excuse when I was wrestling
chicks are retarded.. the ones like 4:36 are even more retarded than the retarded ones that believe lame stories. stupid bitches.
aw, you're an asshole
can i cheat with you?
Man this is some bullshit. At least have the decency to dump her first.
that may have made my day.. very nice sir.
lmaoo this is hilarious
nd im a girl
Well said 6:36 pm - like cheating isn't bad enough, he finds a way to blame her = classic.
well good for you 4:12...12:54 obviously isn't a cheater like you, so next time just don't respond thanks.
12:54...i'd check out the story again. calmly ask some simple questions like, where and when did you go? who did you go with? who was on your team? who hit you?
these should be easier to answer if he's telling the truth. if he gets mad too easily or tries to turn it around by making fun of you, he's probably lying.
hickeys are for middle school, however your a pretty hilarious middle schooler
if I found anything that looked like a hickey on my bf i wouldnt believe a word he said if he tried to cover it up. Only because, I have covered mine up by using lame excuses myself!!!
and women say men only get props for cheating......another myth debunked.....
Why have a girlfriend if you want to cheat on them? never makes sense to me...
break up with her if she's stupid and you're cheating on her?!?!!!!!?!?!!!!!
This is horrendous, but karma's a bitch.
9:57 stfu limp dick loser
awh dude... my boyfriend got a bruise on his neck from paintballing
is it sad that this makes me nervous?
"break up with her if she's stupid and you're cheating on her?!?!!!!!?!?!!!!!"
you're an ass for punctuating too much. ;p
also, i think this text is fucking awesome. but wrong. but still kinda cool.
11:55AM is an adolescent.
no, you cheat b/c you're a CHEATER
hickies are lame... bite marks are fun though ;) and i'm a chick
she doesn't care dude. she's banging your dad and your brother right now. she said they both fuck better than you
You get two thumbs up.
The best friend you were texting...
dump her, retard.
wow what a fucking douche.
Why go out with her if she's that stupid?
this is so messed up. you're a jerk. she's going to find out. we always do.
Ha ha. She knows. She just doesn't care becaues she's banging your best friend.
Maybe she isn't stupid, maybe she just trusts you. If you're implying that she is stupid for trusting you then you aren't saying much about your character.
She doesn't care because secretly she's a lesbian and has been gettin it on with ur sister.
I disagree 12:13... only some girls are clueless about guys cheating, because they are retarded. Most guys aren't smart enough to cover it up - case in point, putting a fairly unique text message on a public website, haha.
And I am a guy.
I can't wait till she finds this, Good luck.
Solution to this problem: Date girls that are good enough to not cheat on.
women are clueless about cheating as long as your dick doesnt smell like pussy and you're nice to their face
because for guys cheating doesnt have to be a deeply emotional connection. cheating is like jack-off help. it means nothing and we're less aggressive afterwards. suck it.