Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
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hey, Markie Mark in The Italian Job drove a mini and he plows vagina like an amish baby farmer
Jooknow if big trucks mean small packages, Mini cars must mean????
Minis are classy, what are you talking about? Lol
If you drive a mini, you clearly have nothing to hide.. Unlike men that drive Hummers.
Totally not true. I have rug burn on my elbows that says that men with minis are not virgins. ;)
this is not a trend I've observed. Quite the opposite, in fact.
Not so sure about that--lots of us ladies love minis and would be all over that. This guy might be fkin brilliant
Some 16 year olds still are.
I've driven a mini before, they're surprisingly fun, enough so for me to consider buying one. And I'm a dude and not a virgin.\nNow if he drives a smart car, then we'll talk.
Yeah being eco friendly definitely makes him a virgin.
MINI Cooper or Mini Van that's the question.
Dudeee ur ridiculous. Minis are Awesome.
Rule: If you have something mini, so is everything else.
I beg to differ. I think it means you've got nothing to compensate for and thus, are actually well hung. Unlike the guys who drive souped-up sports cars.
I drive a MINI, we're a classy breed of generously endowed fellows.
At least he isn't compensating, and minis are cool.
Sorry if I feel the need to under compensate. I actually don't have to drive an expensive/big/obnoxious car to necessitate sex. Have fun with the chicks that fuck a guy because of the car they drive, I'm pretty sure they don't have any diseases or entertain the idea of getting knocked up because they think you have money. Kudos mate.
Hehehehehehe @ durty
Apparently there are two things that apply to most of the TFLN readers. 1) they hate twilight in all forms. 2) they drive minis.
i think i know who they're talking about. aj?
stole the soccer moms car I see.
I agree with most of the peeps on here... I love my MINI, and if anything it gets more ladies ON me. Thumbs up for the Italian Job reference
Kill em all
LOL! Mini=Virgin, huh I'll have to tell my buddy.\n\nhttp://whatIdesiredtosay.wordpress.com
Doubt it. Probably has a huge dick, unlike the poor lifted truck douches.
I get laid in my mini err day.
Hey minivans are the secret badass vehicle
Only if you're Dexter Morgan.
Minis are cool. MINIs are an entirely different matter... \nAnd RuleBook, I expected better... Reverse compensation and all...