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  • hey, Markie Mark in The Italian Job drove a mini and he plows vagina like an amish baby farmer

    Submitted by durty on Aug 9, 10 at 9:19pm
  • Jooknow if big trucks mean small packages, Mini cars must mean????

    Submitted by j00kn0w on Aug 9, 10 at 10:09pm
  • If you drive a mini, you clearly have nothing to hide.. Unlike men that drive Hummers.

    Submitted by BostonMAn001 on Aug 9, 10 at 11:25pm
  • Minis are classy, what are you talking about? Lol

    Submitted by Leaf on Aug 9, 10 at 9:07pm
  • this is not a trend I've observed. Quite the opposite, in fact.

    Submitted by jltc on Aug 9, 10 at 10:26pm
  • Totally not true. I have rug burn on my elbows that says that men with minis are not virgins. ;)

    Submitted by jillybilly on Aug 9, 10 at 9:57pm

    Submitted by 2good4bad on Aug 10, 10 at 2:10am
  • Some 16 year olds still are.

    Submitted by SkinnyBiscuit on Aug 9, 10 at 9:07pm
  • Not so sure about that--lots of us ladies love minis and would be all over that. This guy might be fkin brilliant

    Submitted by archer79 on Aug 10, 10 at 11:28am
  • I've driven a mini before, they're surprisingly fun, enough so for me to consider buying one. And I'm a dude and not a virgin.\nNow if he drives a smart car, then we'll talk.

    Submitted by theotherguy on Aug 9, 10 at 10:31pm
  • MINI Cooper or Mini Van that's the question.

    Submitted by cms on Aug 10, 10 at 12:39am
  • i think i know who they're talking about. aj?

    Submitted by TheNewFetish on Aug 10, 10 at 12:38am
  • Dudeee ur ridiculous. Minis are Awesome.

    Submitted by lovee on Aug 9, 10 at 11:24pm
  • Rule: If you have something mini, so is everything else.

    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 9, 10 at 9:11pm
    • I beg to differ. I think it means you've got nothing to compensate for and thus, are actually well hung. Unlike the guys who drive souped-up sports cars.

      Submitted by sinistar on Aug 9, 10 at 11:47pm
  • I drive a MINI, we're a classy breed of generously endowed fellows.

    Submitted by itgetsbetter on Aug 17, 10 at 12:20am
  • Doubt it. Probably has a huge dick, unlike the poor lifted truck douches.

    Submitted by An0n on Aug 10, 10 at 2:10am
  • Sorry if I feel the need to under compensate. I actually don't have to drive an expensive/big/obnoxious car to necessitate sex. Have fun with the chicks that fuck a guy because of the car they drive, I'm pretty sure they don't have any diseases or entertain the idea of getting knocked up because they think you have money. Kudos mate.

    Submitted by beowul on Aug 11, 10 at 1:16am
  • Hehehehehehe @ durty

    Submitted by pvgurl16 on Aug 9, 10 at 9:42pm
  • Apparently there are two things that apply to most of the TFLN readers. 1) they hate twilight in all forms. 2) they drive minis.

    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 10, 10 at 10:16am
  • At least he isn't compensating, and minis are cool.

    Submitted by stig on Aug 11, 10 at 2:33am
  • I agree with most of the peeps on here... I love my MINI, and if anything it gets more ladies ON me. Thumbs up for the Italian Job reference

    Submitted by mitchrothstein on Aug 11, 10 at 8:07pm
  • stole the soccer moms car I see.

    Submitted by moocowfuckmilk on Aug 9, 10 at 11:33pm
  • Kill em all

    Submitted by ripNride on Aug 10, 10 at 2:26am
  • LOL! Mini=Virgin, huh I'll have to tell my buddy.\n\n

    Submitted by Le_Todd on Aug 9, 10 at 9:07pm
  • Hey minivans are the secret badass vehicle

    Submitted by ThePancaked1 on Aug 10, 10 at 1:23am
  • I get laid in my mini err day.

    Submitted by Brentman12 on Aug 10, 10 at 12:55am
  • Minis are cool. MINIs are an entirely different matter... \nAnd RuleBook, I expected better... Reverse compensation and all...

    Submitted by IA3471 on Aug 9, 10 at 11:21pm