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  • Submitted by durty on Aug 9, 10 at 9:19pm

    hey, Markie Mark in The Italian Job drove a mini and he plows vagina like an amish baby farmer

  • Submitted by j00kn0w on Aug 9, 10 at 10:09pm

    Jooknow if big trucks mean small packages, Mini cars must mean????

  • Submitted by Leaf on Aug 9, 10 at 9:07pm

    Minis are classy, what are you talking about? Lol

  • Submitted by BostonMAn001 on Aug 9, 10 at 11:25pm

    If you drive a mini, you clearly have nothing to hide.. Unlike men that drive Hummers.

  • Submitted by jillybilly on Aug 9, 10 at 9:57pm

    Totally not true. I have rug burn on my elbows that says that men with minis are not virgins. ;)

  • Submitted by 2good4bad on Aug 10, 10 at 2:10am

  • Submitted by jltc on Aug 9, 10 at 10:26pm

    this is not a trend I've observed. Quite the opposite, in fact.

  • Submitted by SkinnyBiscuit on Aug 9, 10 at 9:07pm

    Some 16 year olds still are.

  • Submitted by archer79 on Aug 10, 10 at 11:28am

    Not so sure about that--lots of us ladies love minis and would be all over that. This guy might be fkin brilliant

  • Submitted by theotherguy on Aug 9, 10 at 10:31pm

    I've driven a mini before, they're surprisingly fun, enough so for me to consider buying one. And I'm a dude and not a virgin.\nNow if he drives a smart car, then we'll talk.

    • Submitted by SkinnyBiscuit on Aug 9, 10 at 10:53pm

      Yeah being eco friendly definitely makes him a virgin.

  • Submitted by lovee on Aug 9, 10 at 11:24pm

    Dudeee ur ridiculous. Minis are Awesome.

  • Submitted by cms on Aug 10, 10 at 12:39am

    MINI Cooper or Mini Van that's the question.

  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 9, 10 at 9:11pm

    Rule: If you have something mini, so is everything else.

    • Submitted by sinistar on Aug 9, 10 at 11:47pm

      I beg to differ. I think it means you've got nothing to compensate for and thus, are actually well hung. Unlike the guys who drive souped-up sports cars.

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    Submitted by itgetsbetter on Aug 17, 10 at 12:20am

    I drive a MINI, we're a classy breed of generously endowed fellows.

  • Submitted by stig on Aug 11, 10 at 2:33am

    At least he isn't compensating, and minis are cool.

  • Submitted by beowul on Aug 11, 10 at 1:16am

    Sorry if I feel the need to under compensate. I actually don't have to drive an expensive/big/obnoxious car to necessitate sex. Have fun with the chicks that fuck a guy because of the car they drive, I'm pretty sure they don't have any diseases or entertain the idea of getting knocked up because they think you have money. Kudos mate.

  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 10, 10 at 10:16am

    Apparently there are two things that apply to most of the TFLN readers. 1) they hate twilight in all forms. 2) they drive minis.

  • Submitted by pvgurl16 on Aug 9, 10 at 9:42pm

    Hehehehehehe @ durty

  • Submitted by TheNewFetish on Aug 10, 10 at 12:38am

    i think i know who they're talking about. aj?

  • Submitted by ripNride on Aug 10, 10 at 2:26am

    Kill em all

  • Submitted by moocowfuckmilk on Aug 9, 10 at 11:33pm

    stole the soccer moms car I see.

  • Submitted by Le_Todd on Aug 9, 10 at 9:07pm

    LOL! Mini=Virgin, huh I'll have to tell my buddy.\n\n

  • Submitted by mitchrothstein on Aug 11, 10 at 8:07pm

    I agree with most of the peeps on here... I love my MINI, and if anything it gets more ladies ON me. Thumbs up for the Italian Job reference

  • Submitted by An0n on Aug 10, 10 at 2:10am

    Doubt it. Probably has a huge dick, unlike the poor lifted truck douches.

  • Submitted by Brentman12 on Aug 10, 10 at 12:55am

    I get laid in my mini err day.

  • Submitted by ThePancaked1 on Aug 10, 10 at 1:23am

    Hey minivans are the secret badass vehicle

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      Submitted by jonathan171 on Aug 10, 10 at 10:04pm

      Only if you're Dexter Morgan.

  • Submitted by IA3471 on Aug 9, 10 at 11:21pm

    Minis are cool. MINIs are an entirely different matter... \nAnd RuleBook, I expected better... Reverse compensation and all...