he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
dude. I can hear the air.
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