Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
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Better than taking home sexual harassment panda.
You should have taken Anal Bear home instead. Anal Bear always lives up to expectations.
Halloween: A holiday when people pretend to be what they're not.
Pedobear didn't give a good bj..? What the hell?
Exactly she was pretending. Like me I don't have a big dick and I'm not a playa.
damn step yo game up. idc if its halloween, shes got some freak in her if she decided to make that her costume. you sir, fail, and no longer deserve your testicles
Danic girl comments again. #creepy
Sounds like a perverted version of the Care Bears
awe I'm sorry!
funny thing is, sleeping bear usually lives up to blowjob bear's costume pretty easily...
Well it was JUST a costume. Still sucks nonetheless
No, in fact, it does NOT suck...there in lies the rub. Or the rib out, as the case may well be.
rub out*...Damned auto-correctin phones
Exactly what did that costume consist of? Lol