Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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