You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
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Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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