I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
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I guess the stimulus isn't working.
Maybe if you didn't use words like "peeps" and "i feel you", and weren't such a pussy feeling sorry for yourself, you'd get some action once in a while.
I sure hope it was Bush #2. If it was George senior, I feel really sorry for you. Too bad Craigslist is axing its "erotic services" section.
i feel you. my cock is lonely.
UGH. I just realized i haven't either. FML.
im close: the end of obama's first week...
Sadly, me too. Wah wah.
it's all obama's fault! the socialist bastard is taking our sex too
i got a friend that hasnt been laid since Clinton, so don't feel bad
We've all been screwed big time since President Bush's term expired.
Obama ruins everything.
It's been since W's first term for me.
Me either, HIS 1ST TERM.
Big deal..I've done nothing for 5 years. It doesn't hurt, honest.
2006... Bush, 2nd term.
don't worry--GWB fucked all of us over enough to last awhile ;)
oh man, neither have i. never realized how bad it sounded =/
The first or second?
No bush = getting laid. In both ways actually. Bald is beautiful HAHAHA
dear 9:06 eat shit and die that is all.
Hi I just wanted to let you know that I get laid three times a day.
He's been out of office for almost 5 fucking months! How can you go that long w/o getting laid??!!
I would shoot myself. Or at least get a hooker.
That's why I have a goat.
cwb first term?
you mean....... I haven't been fu***d since bush was president
no shit peeps i feel you i got left and havent had any since end of last year.
I lay you so hard you'll remember it when obamas out of office
damn, sucks for allll of you. except 9:25. i got laid his morning ;) love the gf
First term for me, life is shit.
I feel the need to contribute, cause yea, I'm pretty sure I'm the same way. And still trying to figure out y. Problem is, had a steady bf/fiancee/gf like no prob..so, I can catch them, but I can't get any. WTF am I? A study buddy? Or a goddamn circus freak? Sorry, had to vent..mostly cause I have ALL my teeth.....