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  • 65 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 1:39am

    I guess the stimulus isn't working.

  • 53 43
    Submitted by bigdreamer on Apr 9, 10 at 4:34am

    Obama ruins everything.

  • 49 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 11:03pm

    Maybe if you didn't use words like "peeps" and "i feel you", and weren't such a pussy feeling sorry for yourself, you'd get some action once in a while.

  • 53 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 5:26pm

    UGH. I just realized i haven't either. FML.

  • 56 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 4:18pm

    it's all obama's fault! the socialist bastard is taking our sex too

  • 49 51
    Submitted by dumsumbitch on Aug 24, 10 at 8:55pm

    We've all been screwed big time since President Bush's term expired.

  • 51 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 3:07pm

    I sure hope it was Bush #2. If it was George senior, I feel really sorry for you. Too bad Craigslist is axing its "erotic services" section.

  • 49 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 7:43pm

    Me either, HIS 1ST TERM.

  • 40 37
    Submitted by zoeythepenguin on Aug 17, 10 at 12:20pm

    Which one?

  • 45 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:10pm

    That's why I have a goat.

  • 52 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 3:13pm

    oh man, neither have i. never realized how bad it sounded =/

  • 52 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 11:38am

    Sadly, me too. Wah wah.

  • 49 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 9:57pm

    no shit peeps i feel you i got left and havent had any since end of last year.

  • 46 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 9:28pm

    i feel you. my cock is lonely.

  • 58 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:38am

    No bush = getting laid. In both ways actually. Bald is beautiful HAHAHA

  • 47 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 4:11pm

    clinton? cwb first term? daaaaamn

  • 45 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 9:25pm

    Hi I just wanted to let you know that I get laid three times a day. That's all.

  • 53 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 8:09pm

    im close: the end of obama's first week... fuck.

  • 48 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 8:37pm

    He's been out of office for almost 5 fucking months! How can you go that long w/o getting laid??!! I would shoot myself. Or at least get a hooker.

  • 45 59
    Submitted by bowgirl359 on Feb 17, 11 at 2:39am

    Napa fail.

  • 52 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 8:31pm

    It's been since W's first term for me. Ow....

  • 42 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:03pm

    damn, sucks for allll of you. except 9:25. i got laid his morning ;) love the gf

  • 49 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 4:00pm

    i got a friend that hasnt been laid since Clinton, so don't feel bad

  • 41 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:17pm

    The first or second?

  • 41 55
    Submitted by jdogg17 on Aug 23, 10 at 12:20am

    I lay you so hard you'll remember it when obamas out of office

  • 40 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:06am

    Big deal..I've done nothing for 5 years. It doesn't hurt, honest.

  • 51 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 3:56am

    dear 9:06 eat shit and die that is all.

  • 48 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 3:39am

    2006... Bush, 2nd term.

  • 47 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 3:41pm

    don't worry--GWB fucked all of us over enough to last awhile ;)

  • 19 30
    Submitted by salfra on Apr 15, 12 at 10:55am

    Which bush?

  • 39 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 8:07pm

    you mean....... I haven't been fu***d since bush was president

  • 40 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 4:02pm

    First term for me, life is shit.

  • 31 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:47pm

    I feel the need to contribute, cause yea, I'm pretty sure I'm the same way. And still trying to figure out y. Problem is, had a steady bf/fiancee/gf like no prob..so, I can catch them, but I can't get any. WTF am I? A study buddy? Or a goddamn circus freak? Sorry, had to vent..mostly cause I have ALL my teeth.....