I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
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Oh Athens, you got to love it!
Let me guess... Bourbon Street?
Get it girl. I dance on tables too... but only at Bourbon with you :) LOVE YOU
O hey fresh, hows bourb?
I wrote this, i'm not fat. I do go to UGA in Athens! woot! If you went there, you would know this happens all the time. I'm not slutty either, nor is my best friend who dances on them with me, she's actually a virgin.
i never understood why dancing on tables or bars makes girls sluts.
what's wrong with just having a good time? ever think that maybe girls get up there cause when they dance on the floor they get groped by sketchy guys? i used to do it, and at least when i was on the bar they could look but not touch!
I LOVE YOU TOO!!! btw, i'm not a freshman, don't judge.
I feel bad for the guy that marries this girl
I feel ya! I used to be a whore slut bag bitch and then I decided to clean up my life. Haven't had sex in 2 months. i have definitely put on 5-10 lbs! Dance away, girl!
Maybe fat, maybe not. Definitely slutty.
You put on 5-10 lbs by not having sex for 2 months? You must have been a turbo slut before!
Hey girl who lost 5-10 lbs by not having sex. Let's just fuck a couple times so you can lose that weight and then we can on to normal life?
I would let you dance on my cock
I can think of a better way to get your heart rate up. ; )
At least shes getting some exercise?
Frosh week all over again! Lol
not always... my friends and i use to go into dennys and dance on tables and i.m not fat. and my best friend who did It with me is like a stick
that's a good start. You can follow it up by some serious fucking with one of the lucky guys at the table
That's what all fat people say!
Beats a gym membership
HAHA OH Downtown Athens.. where you refering to Bourbon Street?
maybe you should take this program to billy blanks, market it, put it out there for the people.
And ur nutrition from mcdonalds. Way to go you made all tables in ur tri state area afraid.
Must be a fat bar whore!
Why do you all assume this was written by a girl??