She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
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you sound like a horrible husband.\n\nnot 22yr olds, douchebags shouldnt get married.
Why can't Darwin just take over?
If Darwin took over half the people on this site would be dead
Not al twenty-two year olds. Just you two.
Boy, sounds like you and your wife really suck.
She probably got banged too, she wins
I'm 21 and got married 5 days ago. Something just tells me you're doing it wrong.
Something tells me you're only 5 days into it so you really don't know.
Serves u right lol
divorce will happen soon enough
I use dutch ovens to get rid of my hoes too but unfortunately yours will keep coming back. WTG marrying a drunken slob.
Your wife sucks.
What's a Dutch oven?
This gives me a happg
Still, you gotta feel proud of that powerful dutch oven