Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
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