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  • 64 28
    Submitted by GnaRassPoptart on Apr 18, 11 at 2:53pm

    Seriously. Grammar Nazis are the absolute worst. The internet is the only place where they can sound smart because they have all the time in the world to correct their stupidity. Who wants to bet this person beats off to grammar corrections?

    • 56 47
      Submitted by regalbeagle on Apr 18, 11 at 7:12pm

      Nope. Just your mother.

      • 27 55
        Submitted by AsOldAsYourMom on Apr 19, 11 at 9:17am

        Aw, that's so cute! You keep it up, sweetie. Also, for the text to have the meaning you suggest, it would have to be punctuated, "...fireplace-eating dog biscuits." As the child of two English teachers, I can tell you that correcting grammar does not help you win friends and influence people.

        • 54 42
          Submitted by regalbeagle on Apr 19, 11 at 2:13pm

          You must be a great teacher, expanding literary minds via TFLN. Bravo, oh keeper of The Bard's Flame.

          • 31 42
            Submitted by runjumpxch on Apr 20, 11 at 1:38am

            yet you took the time to correct the grammar in this text in the first place...lmao.

  • 49 25
    Submitted by bensanders on Apr 21, 11 at 4:06am

    WHERE THE FUCK IS THE COMMA?!?!?!

  • 50 33
    Submitted by jenn1331 on Apr 18, 11 at 9:16pm

    Seriously, anyone with any common sense should be able to figure out what was meant... And if you complain about a comma you're an idiot!

  • 54 41
    Submitted by regalbeagle on Apr 18, 11 at 1:16pm

    You know, a comma or two could go a long way here. There's a big difference between This sentence, which implies she was somehow inside a dog biscuit which was capable of eating a fireplace, and what I think was being said, which would read "We found her in the fireplace, eating dog biscuits."

  • 57 48
    Submitted by nateroy on Apr 19, 11 at 1:25am

    We know you, are a virgin. I even added a period for you.

  • 51 41
    Submitted by skoot32 on Apr 18, 11 at 2:01pm

    Most people can tell the context of the OP without having a stick up their ass. Get a fuckin grip, dont lose your shit over ONE comma.

  • 54 51
    Submitted by mattmac91 on Apr 19, 11 at 5:26am

    @regalbagel chill the fuck out, asshole.

  • 45 34
    Submitted by nateroy on Apr 19, 11 at 1:23am

    We know you, are a virgin. I even added a period for you.

  • 46 43
    Submitted by snowden_kelly on Apr 18, 11 at 1:37pm

    Are you serious?? Chill out little English major

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    Submitted by SexyUnicorn on Aug 29, 11 at 12:02pm

    Hahahahhaha!!!!! Oh man, i would love to have been privy to the experiences that preceded finding her.

  • 34 38
    Submitted by jltc on Apr 18, 11 at 5:40pm

    Actually, I've gotta say I think this is a text into which grammar Nazis might have the most amusing insights.

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    Submitted by jltc on Oct 25, 11 at 6:57pm

    Evidently these dog biscuits mistook her for a fireplace.

  • 30 46
    Submitted by rendlesham on Apr 19, 11 at 6:40pm

    Fake