so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Randomize