Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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