As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
he fucked my hip out of place.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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