I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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