they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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